Steven Universe Jokes And Funny Stuff
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Steven Universe: The Diamond Legacy
Nora is like most teenagers, at 16 years old she goes to school, has a group of close friends, loves music, works a part time job, and aspires to go to college to pursue her lifelong dreams. Living in the suburbs of Gardenville, Jersey she's grown up living the life of an average kid, surrounded by farmland, beaches, pristine parks, and a diner at every corner. Yet she is unlike anyone else. As the daughter of Steven Universe and Connie Maheswaran, the reputation of her father weighs heavily on her shoulders, a reputation she wants to break free of. From her gem side she inherited Pink Diamond's powers despite lacking a gemstone and her human side's autism sometimes makes it harder to understand other people. Both aspects are part of who she is and she embraces each , but her Diamond powers are forbidden by her parents. After a heated argument about using said powers, Nora flees to the mountains and witnesses an event that puts her life in danger, forcing her family to send her to Beach City to be under the protection of her Gem Aunts. Set thirty years after the end of the series, Steven Universe : The Diamond Legacy follows Nora and a new generation of Crystal Gems as they confront the consequences of the past, and become part of a bigger family . I do not own Steven Universe. Only my original charactersComplete![Will you be my wife? [COMPLETE]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/171859365-256-k734804.jpg)
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Yellow is still the crazy rule following commando, she does that with confidence and as for Blue Diamond, she is a sad lonely diamond. Total opposites Will their feelings for each show? Find out with reading this storyComplete
Steven Universe One Shots
ON HIATUS! Ever wished you could have as many adventures as Steven? Because me too.Complete
Stay (Lapidot)
I was okay. I, the almighty Peridot Green, was okay. Until a little prank changed me. (Lapidot, College AU) [cover art does not belong to me] -Highest ranks (not consistent)- #9 in stay tag #2 in lapisxperidot tag #3 in peridotxlapis tag NOTE: this has been discontinued, do not expect any more chapters or updates or notesComplete
Steven Universe One shots
Just some Steven Universe Oneshots. You can request anything. Any ship will go. (But I won't do any ships with Steven if the person is older, but will do things like where the older gem spends the day with him.) *hopefully that made sense* Any Au allowed. I mostly do human but if you would like a different Au I'm fine with it. All fanart belongs to the rightfully owner. (If you happen to know who owns it, I would like to know so I can credit them) Warning: (Some oneshots might have the following) Abuse of drinking and drugs Mentions of suicide Thoughts of suicide Mentions of eating disorder Strong langue Mentions of rape Some nsfw (I don't go to far, but still have this here) Cheating Death Mental illnessComplete
One-Shots // Steven Universe
Basically a bunch of one-shots hence the title. Many ships in this but mostly lapidot, rupphire, and pearlmethyst. ---------------- Published: December 17th, 2016 Finished: ---Complete
A Real Mother
Takes place a few months after The Trial. So Steven doesn't know he has Pink Diamonds gem yet. What if Blue Diamond found out that Steven wasn't Rose Quartz a lot earlier and also knew the pain he has to endure daily. What if Blue convinced the other Diamonds to take him away from the pain and give him what he always wanted. A loving mom and family.Complete
Tan skin and Blonde hair {On Hiatus}
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𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 (OFFICIALLY DISCONTINUED. SORRY.)
BOOK #3: Steven Universe: Future CRINGE VALUE: MEDIUM. ✨☀️✨ ❝ If The Universe... Steven Universe. Didn't need you.. you wouldn't be here. ❞ ✨☀️✨ "Why did the sky shine their one and only Sunshine on me?" "What do you mean I came from hell!" ✨☀️✨ Started: December. 8. 2019 Ended: Officially decided as a Discontinued Story on April 10, 2021 Steven Universe and all it's characters, locations and songs belong directly to Rebecca Sugar and The Crewniverse. I only own Y/N, her family and 5 other characters. Cover art by: WANEELLA on tumblr, check her out! She does pixel art. I obviously edited the picture for the title of the book Hope you have a fun time reading! And if you don't decide to read this one then you best be on your way for other story's of your liking 😌 Thanks for reading the Description though! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯Complete
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Nora is like most teenagers, at 16 years old she goes to school, has a group of close friends, loves music, works a part time job, and aspires to go to college to pursue her lifelong dreams. Living in the suburbs of Gardenville, Jersey she's grown up living the life of an average kid, surrounded by farmland, beaches, pristine parks, and a diner at every corner. Yet she is unlike anyone else. As the daughter of Steven Universe and Connie Maheswaran, the reputation of her father weighs heavily on her shoulders, a reputation she wants to break free of. From her gem side she inherited Pink Diamond's powers despite lacking a gemstone and her human side's autism sometimes makes it harder to understand other people. Both aspects are part of who she is and she embraces each , but her Diamond powers are forbidden by her parents. After a heated argument about using said powers, Nora flees to the mountains and witnesses an event that puts her life in danger, forcing her family to send her to Beach City to be under the protection of her Gem Aunts. Set thirty years after the end of the series, Steven Universe : The Diamond Legacy follows Nora and a new generation of Crystal Gems as they confront the consequences of the past, and become part of a bigger family . I do not own Steven Universe. Only my original characters
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