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Pickled Onions

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Reads 185,975
Votes 9,092
Parts 71
Time 1h 47m

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[Second Book in the Snacks Trilogy]        

Accident: [noun] an event that happens by chance or that is without apparent or deliberate cause.
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❝Hi, I'm calling regarding the Pickled Onions I bought from your company. I was wondering-❞
❝Er-❞
❝Well, my sister is pregnant and she's been craving Pickled Onions and so I chose your company and I just-❞
❝What Pickled Onion? I swear I didn't steal it!❞
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When Jonah supposedly calls Organic Pickles to order some more jars of Pickled Onions, he misdials and ends up talking to a girl who denies stealing Pickled Onions. 

What can happen from a confusing conversation?


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Cover by @ashtonlirwin

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