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dare donaldtrump fml idkwhatimdoing ihatemyself killme random romance romance-ish

([{ ok so like this is never gonna get updated and never touched again :|||| this is sin and I regret it,,, but not enough to delete it }])
Luis and Noah are in a joke relationship (or are they). When a certain Cheeto skinned asswipe named Donald Trump (aka the Komodo dragon in human skin) comes into the life of Luis will his hatred grow or will he start to fall? Will his friend come to hate him and his "boyfriend" get mad?

(This was a dare from my friend and was originally posted on Ao3)All Rights Reserved

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