SLAV FIC

Disclaimer : this is an ironic satiric funny FF. I put Daniel and Phil in it bc f the polling station slav squat pic Daniel put on his instagram ya know I got inspired.
Also, I'm slavic too and this is just an ironic stereotype. Nothing more nothing less.

Once upon a time, in the frozen land of Slavonia, there was a town called Squatville.
In that town there were a lot of Adeedas shops full of Adeedas clothing. Everybody in town used to go nuts for those snazzy jackets and trousers and the fashionable style they were bringing to the cold land of Slavonia.
There was a boi named Danieliskij who didn't use to posses one of those clothing pieces everybody wanted. Oh, they were so LIT no one could resist. ....