MY DRUG

"Sexiness"
Who the fuck could this be? I asked myself as I read the text message. "Who are you?" I replied.
"The sexiest man alive". Like what the actual fuck? Who in homo sapiens name is this?

"That would be Dylan O'Brien and I'm pretty sure you ain't him, so who are you really?" I typed back quickly. "Who do you wish me to be?" he answered.

"Look here Mr, I don't have time to play the cat and mouse game. So it's either you tell me who you are or I'll block your stupid dumb ass and call the police and report this as a stalker case" I typed without thinking.

"Woah! Lady Woah! It's just Bradley" he replied back.
I sure felt like a fool