Funny quotes from The Office

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Hey! This is a collection of quotes from the hit show The Office (U.S.). I do not own these quotes or characters, I just did this purely for the entertainment of my readers (and myself, hehe). Hope you enjoy:)All Rights Reserved

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Funny quotes from The Office
Sat, Jan 4, 2014
Ice cream
Sat, Jan 4, 2014
Flaws
Sat, Jan 4, 2014
Feared or loved?
Sat, Jan 4, 2014
New Plague
Sat, Jan 4, 2014
Responsibilities
Sat, Jan 4, 2014
Bookface
Sat, Jan 4, 2014
Smile!
Sat, Jan 4, 2014
Not ever
Sat, Jan 4, 2014
Fear
Sat, Jan 4, 2014
A little Sticious
Sat, Jan 4, 2014
Same high pitched note
Sat, Jan 4, 2014
Boredom
Sat, Jan 4, 2014
Not an idiot
Sat, Jan 4, 2014
Santa Bond
Sat, Jan 4, 2014
Sushi of paper
Sat, Jan 4, 2014
Rainbows
Sat, Jan 4, 2014
Feelings
Sat, Jan 4, 2014
Disposable cameras
Sat, Jan 4, 2014
Dwight's ideal world
Sat, Jan 4, 2014
Wigs
Sun, Jan 5, 2014
Can't beat a horse
Sun, Jan 5, 2014
Koi Ponded
Sun, Jan 5, 2014
Vampires
Mon, Jan 6, 2014
Bears Beets...
Sat, Jan 11, 2014
Baby as President
Sun, Jan 12, 2014
Underdogs
Sat, Jan 18, 2014
Gryffindor!...
Sun, Jan 19, 2014
Celebration
Wed, Jan 22, 2014
CREED
Sun, Jan 26, 2014
Dont die
Sun, Jan 26, 2014
Negativity
Sun, Jan 26, 2014
Hit by a car
Sun, Jan 26, 2014
Stupid faces
Sun, Jan 26, 2014
Captain Jack
Tue, Jan 28, 2014
Ladies bathroom
Tue, Jan 28, 2014
Bonding time
Sun, Feb 2, 2014
Idiots
Thu, Feb 6, 2014
Parking
Wed, Feb 12, 2014
Happy Valentine's Day
Fri, Feb 14, 2014
Secrets
Mon, Feb 17, 2014
Escort service
Tue, Feb 18, 2014
Double Jeopardy
Wed, Feb 26, 2014
Terminator
Fri, Feb 28, 2014
Loyalty
Sun, Mar 2, 2014
You can have Toby
Wed, Mar 5, 2014
Show up early
Sun, Mar 9, 2014
Special cabinet
Sat, Mar 22, 2014
Break time
Sun, Mar 23, 2014
Don't question yourself
Wed, Mar 26, 2014
Normal wear and tear
Sun, Mar 30, 2014
Old man smell
Tue, Apr 1, 2014
Speed bump
Wed, Apr 9, 2014
My friend
Wed, Apr 23, 2014
2 feet closer
Sat, May 3, 2014
Andy's passions
Thu, Jun 19, 2014
Two keys
Thu, Dec 4, 2014
Jim!!
Thu, Jan 15, 2015
Too many times
Fri, Jan 16, 2015
You're gonna die of obesity
Fri, Jan 16, 2015
Best seaford in the world
Sun, Jan 18, 2015
Sexy Dwight
Wed, Feb 25, 2015
Dead plant
Sat, Apr 4, 2015
31 is the new number
Sun, Apr 5, 2015
Jim's phone
Mon, May 11, 2015
Concussion
Wed, May 13, 2015
Walked in on someone
Mon, Jul 20, 2015
Big idea
Mon, Jul 20, 2015
He is shunned
Sun, Aug 2, 2015
Plop
Thu, Sep 10, 2015
Presidential
Thu, Sep 10, 2015
Casino Night
Mon, Feb 8, 2016
7 out of 10 attacks
Mon, Feb 8, 2016

Hey! This is a collection of quotes from the hit show The Office (U.S.). I do not own these quotes or characters, I just did this purely for the entertainment of my readers (and myself, hehe). Hope you enjoy:)

73 parts

Presidential
Thu, Sep 10, 2015
Casino Night
Mon, Feb 8, 2016
7 out of 10 attacks
Mon, Feb 8, 2016

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