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PULPAIN

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Time <5 mins

Reads 176
Votes 5
Parts 5
Time <5 mins

humor love pickuplines puns random wacky

&lt;&lt; Pick-up Lines , Puns & Imaginative Nonsense &gt;&gt;
      a book full of wacky puns , horrible typos ,
      and pickup lines that "might" work - & -
      other things my brain comes up with.

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Texting Him

¤ It's more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words, but rather, short, easy words, like,"What about lunch?" ¤ I chuckled as I typed back a reply, ¤ Did you just quote Winnie The Pooh so we could meet up? ¤ *** What happens when you mix a lost phone, blue eyes, basketball, and two people who never met but are the best of friends? Find out in Texting Him.