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CANCELLED

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A hilarious story filled with your favorite things! Use insults and comebacks on your enemies! Laugh out loud at memes! Facepalm at ridiculously cringeworthy puns and jokes! Shake your head at the unbelievable relatable posts, regretting your life decisions!

This book has everything you need to get you through the horrors of life, like school.All Rights Reserved

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