Bats are a Joke! (BatJokes FanFic)
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Last published Wed, Jul 26, 2017
When you have the Clown Prince of Crime and The Dark Knight seeing each other regularly, dating in other words, things can get done.
And things getting done can lead to wrong assumptions.
**I DO NOT OWN THE COVER ART FULL CREDIT GOES TO THE RESPECTFUL OWNER
*this story is old as hell and I would rewrite it but meh
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