How to be Samus (OLD)
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Last published Mon, Jan 7, 2019
my first story: in this story, you can learn how to be like my character, Samus(This is realllly stupid and ment not to be taken seriously,its just ment to funny)
Edit: Oh god this sucks so bad, please don't read this unless you want really poor grammar and jokes that make no sense and aren't funny
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