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How to be Samus (OLD)

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Parts 4
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Reads 72
Votes 3
Parts 4
Time <5 mins

my first story: in this story, you can learn how to be like my character, Samus(This is realllly stupid and ment not to be taken seriously,its just ment to funny)

Edit: Oh god this sucks so bad, please don't read this unless you want really poor grammar and jokes that make no sense and aren't funnyAll Rights Reserved

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