I Have Dead Parents
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Last published Sat, Feb 22, 2020
The tears that spread across your face were unrelenting. Your parents were dead. Killed by Orochimaru and now the Akatsuki were after you and you have nowhere else to go. You escape to Konoha, and they let you into the gates easily without a single security check, only to find out you are the last surviving Uchiha with Mangekyo Sharingan in one eye and Byakugan in the other. It's a shame you will sit on the side lines for every battle screaming "Sasuke-kun!"
Just a compilation of humorous anecdotes and bad examples of the worst Naruto stories. It will make you cringe and might offend you if you've committed my Naruto sins.
Enjoy the ride. Or don't. I don't actually care.
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