My Lover is a Boy?!

Kris Falkon is smart, talented, and pretty hot. But he can't go with just anybody! And his timer is so close to running out! He'd finally meet his soulmate. And he did, but they were not what he was expecting. He was expecting a beautiful woman, not some scrawny boy! How the hell will he deal with this, he can't marry a boy. {The first page will be warnings 'n shit.}