Anti-Jokes
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Do you love jokes? Do you make people laugh with jokes? Well, these aren't jokes! They're anti-jokes!!!!
Squidward: No dip Sherlock, it says it in the title.
Me: Have you seen them?
Squidward: Have I seen what?
Me: Have you seen the craps I give?
Squidward: -_- Real mature Saata, real mature.
Me: What did you expect? I'm a darn kid!!!!
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