Commander Artemis 100% (The Egg, the Toaster and the Bread)

"Y-You're so kind!" she muttered. "I mean, thank you. Domo arigracias! I'm sorry we don't have sardines in oil or anything to give in return... but Genos, how? Why?"
"I like sardines in oil," Genos blurted like it had to be said.
"Artemis..." he took a step forward, making him way too close for her comfort, but she was frozen in place. She can smell him. Her mind was going berserk, like Guts-level kind of crazy.
"I just want you to know that - "
"You are my favorite character!" they both said in unison.

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Oh sorry, you mean I have to summarize it in one short simple sentence of max. 10 words? Shit, aight man. Don't be yelling at me.

"Love for food inspires Artemis to travel to another universe." There. Cuz obviously, what this site needs is more of that unique, original sucked-in fanfics.