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Thus Spake the Zonbi - Alexander Dougal

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Crazed thoughts of a zombie in an apocalyptic world where the undead rule.

This is one half of the 'Thus Spake the Zonbi' project, an on-going writing project with no foreseeable conclusion that follows the thoughts and happenings of two inexplicably sentient zombies.

Full project URL: http://www.thuspakethezonbi.com/All Rights Reserved

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Pieces Of Me

Eve isn't your average she-wolf. She's an ass kicking, potty mouthed, head warrior. She has no plans of finding her mate, she's already found the love of her life, and no demands from her Alpha father will change her mind. Eve's got her life all planned out. That plan goes out the window, when her father forces her attendance to the mate-less ball, where her mate lies in wait, and enemies launch an attack to wipe out her pack. Taken prisoner Eve is broken by her captors, to be molded into the perfect forced mate for another. But it is soon discovered Eve is a oddity of the supernatural world, and will prove to be key in this battle between good and evil. Thats if she will accept the unwanted mates that keep getting in her way to claim the different pieces of her. Sample: 'HELL . FUCKING. NO!" I growled at him. Glancing back at my mate, who I could see was gearing himself to pounce over the bar. I took a step away from the bar, then took another, as my mates muscles bunched. "HELL FUCKING NO!" I growled at him. Glancing back at my mate, who I could see was gearing himself to pounce over the bar. I took a step away from the bar, then took another, as my mate's muscles bunched. "Sit, stay!" I ordered desperately, but the hulk wasn't listening and was on the move. My flight instincts kicked in. and ignoring my father's concerned shouts, I turned and raced for Reece. "Sorry, not today, Fido!" I hollered over my shoulder to my mate. Fuck my luck! fuck, FUUUUCK! ' Please do not copy my book, all characters, and storyline are original and created by me and copyrighted. This is purely a work of fiction. Please note this is book 1 of a trilogy. Highest ranks in top 10 to date 5th in jawdropping 29/09/22 6th in Reverse harem 1/11/22 8th in Faery 1/11/22 3rd in Good vs Evil 5/11/22 7th in torment 13/11/22 8th in brutal 13/11/22 9th in gory 13/11/22 10th in funny moments 11/11