Thus Spake the Zonbi - Alexander Dougal
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Last published Tue, Sep 5, 2017
Crazed thoughts of a zombie in an apocalyptic world where the undead rule.
This is one half of the 'Thus Spake the Zonbi' project, an on-going writing project with no foreseeable conclusion that follows the thoughts and happenings of two inexplicably sentient zombies.
Full project URL: http://www.thuspakethezonbi.com/
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