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The Twits

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Mr Twit is a foul and smelly man with bits of cornflakes and sardine in his beard.
Mrs Twit is a horrible old hag with a glass eye.
They've kept Muggle-Wump the monkey and his family caged in the garden for far too long, and now the monkeys want to take their REVENGE.All Rights Reserved

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Hairy Faces
Mon, Jun 19, 2017

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Hairy Faces
Mon, Jun 19, 2017

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