My Bullshit

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Reads 1,548
Votes 289
Parts 66
Time 1h 25m

Just a book of my dumbass thoughts at prolly 1 am. And me drooling over players, and me being thirsty af. Also, I have a *few* imagines. 

Bad grammar ahead, so please no Grammar Nazi's.All Rights Reserved

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