AU where the characters of Brooklyn Nine Nine work in a high school. Jake is the English teacher, Amy teaches math, Charles teaches Home Ec, Gina is the guidance counselor, Terry is the gym teacher, Scully teaches art class, Hitchcock teaches chemistry, Rosa is the security guard, and Holt is the principal. Brooklyn Nine Nine High School has an odd assortment of staff. Jake Peralta's students get the highest grades in any English class, despite his carefree attitude, much to the annoyance of his by-the-book colleague, Amy Santiago, who can't seem to find a way to make math class fun. Finals are coming up, and all the students are stressed. Gina can't take any more kids coming to her, crying over their report cards, drowning away their sorrows through substance abuse. Rosa's getting tired of chasing after students that are smuggling cans of beer. Principal Holt expects the teachers to make sure Brooklyn Nine Nine doesn't lose its place as the #11 best high school in New York by the end of the year.