A Satirical Guide On How To Be Cool
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Daisy Faye Miller has never been cool. It could be because her parents named her after a Gatsby character. Or maybe because of the glasses and braces. Or maybe because of that time she farted really loud in second grade and everyone called her "Farty Faye Miller" for the rest of elementary school.
Whatever the case, Daisy is desperate for a fresh start after completing her sophomore year in High School. Luckily, she finds a book that claims to have the ability to fix all of her uncoolness. But will it work? Will being somone else really help Daisy be cool? Duh. Of course it will...Right?
Find out by reading A Satirical Guide On How To Be Cool
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