Aphrodite is the goddess of love. All children of Aphrodite are people who love. Most of them have crushes, or date people. But for Ariella McGuire, it's different. You see, she's asexual. When Ari gets chosen for a quest, she'll need the help of a very stupid satyr, Hank, and the most annoying guy in camp, Tyrone, to save her mother, who Ari is sure will not be proud of her.