The Dumb Inheritance Cycle by Pastopher Chriolini

Lovers and haters of "The Inheritance Cycle" unite! We are presenting to you a unique, all-in-one spoof of "The Inheritance Saga", which is kind of insane, because it was originally supposed to be a trilogy. When a simple farm boy named Eringard stumbles upon a dragon egg in his backyard in the crappy town of Car-in-the-Hall, he has no idea that he is part of a story that was 10,000 years in the making. Now with his dragon Zapeera, Blaz the Storyteller, Oryan the elf, and a mysterious stranger named Mortand, Eringard must confront the evil king Gullibletron and end his 10,000-year reign of terror! Be forewarned, for once you start reading this story; you can’t stop until the story’s done!