A Weirdos Guide To Swag

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Reads 9,935,263
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Parts 199
Time 54m

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants  funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!All Rights Reserved

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one night, Park Jimin got drunk. When he woke up, there was a naked Kim Taehyung next to him. Jimin: Son of a *****! Jimin escaped, resulting in an accident and he died. Then, the time was like in rewind and he saw himself sitting in his car a minute before he died. After that, he heard a voice inside his head. "Daily mission: kiss Taehyung and reward after completion; the life point: 1." "Friendly reminder: If the life point became zero, you will die." Jimin: ! ! ! "Who are you" "You can call me THE DEATH SYSTEM" Prompt #56

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