Discord Chabris is not a 'college' person. Before that, he wasn't a high school person, either. This, in fact, is why he was in and out of jail for over a decade. Now, at 39 years old, he realizes he has effectively wasted most of his life being a heel, and has done next to nothing to contribute to the overall well-being of society. Which he is totally fine with, don't get him wrong. But he happens to like a certain little orphan girl, and is planning on adopting her.
Too bad he is broke as a joke and barely graduated from high school.
Thank god he's got a personal history with the Dean of Canterlot Community College.
Lucky man, huh?
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Tirek Cox is a troublemaker. He always has been. Living on the streets, fighting to survive, joining up with gangs, in and out of detention centers and juvie halls, struggling to provide for a brother who stabs him in the back. Angry, dark, brooding, clever. All these words describe Tirek perfectly.
Tolerant and Patient however, do not.
These two words, unfortunately, are what he needs if he is going to be able to avoid strangling his new roommate.
What a time to be alive.
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I M A C T U A L L Y D O I N G T H I S E N D M Y S U F F E R I N G F A M.
this ship is trash lmao.
lets see how well I can do this
Contains violence, slightly unhealthy relationship, drug and alcohol use, domestic abuse themes, slight self-harm, dubcon, and language. Might be slightly ooc depending on whom it is. NOT Equestria Girls, but a Human AU nonetheless
This is a human x naga romance novel, so its not for everyone. There are inhuman aspects to the body of one of the characters (obviously) but they fall in love and get sexy anyway. You've been warned.
Nash is retired.
After seven years of fighting in a war on behalf of an empire that wasn't his home, he was granted citizenship and retirement. He can live in style the rest of his days... but Nash isn't interested in living in style. Instead, he claims a secluded cabin that was built in an ancient, unsettled forest. He wants to start fresh, and forget the things he did during the war.
But the townsfolk in the nearby village are whispering about monsters in the woods. They warn him that he'll die if he stays out there. And there is something out there. Something big.
But Chass, the monster, is the one who is in for a surprise. Nash's people don't believe in monsters. They believe in gods. What will this monster do when the human he's decided to kill worships him? It's frustrating, and totally not what he planned! Why is the warrior making little wooden shrines to him? Why does the human bow and say he's alright with Chass taking his life? This annoying human who is a competent warrior, a strong and independent man with soft hair and soft skin, who says Chass can do whatever he wants...wait... wait.... this just might work out.
TW: sexual content, explicit content and language, violence, fantasy death, hunting animals/prey
Kinks: praise kink (literally, Chass really likes that Nash thinks he's a god), size difference, monster dick, a little interesting bondage and immobilization, lots of "say I'm your prince" and "you're mine" and possessive behavior, yay!