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Mini-Guide to Dark Humor [*PLEASE READ DESCRIPTION*]

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Parts 7
Time <5 mins

So, this started out as a joke in School where one of my friends made a little poket notebook and wrote 'Dea-th Not-e' (It didn't fit but I'm typing it that way) where she said whoevers name that will be wrote their will die, so she wrote in inanimate objects names, it was pretty funny.

So I asked her to make on for me, it was a little smaller, and I changed the title from: 'Mini-Guide to Suicide [Book One >:3]' to 'Mini-Guide to Dark Humor' ^^

I'm gonna make a small introduction because I can, just a bunch of funny featurings.



[*WARNING* It's either you die of laughter from witty jokes or you die of boredom
Oh, and I don't mean to offend anyone
No laughter? Darn, tuff crowd]All Rights Reserved

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