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Last published Tue, Aug 1, 2017
A world where vampires are everywhere. People and vampires formed an unspoken pact: people let vampires live in their society and vampires instead of killing humans in the process of drinking their blood mercilessly, they just suck the blood and leave. Very fair. I mean why wouldn't we let blood sucking creatures into our lives? Everyone would love to get their blood sucked, it must feel great. It's basically like living in a world full of Twilight fangirls everywhere. I'm not kink shaming anyone, but god damn it, it must hurt like hell. What's sexy about it?
This story is going to be a comedy/parody of vampire related things. It is gonna have romance, but it's not gonna be the main focus of the story, or is it? I'm not sire. It's also gonna be weird. I don't even know if it's a good idea. Hope fangirls won't kill me. Just joking, nobody is even reading my crap. Well anyway I hope you will like it? I don't know, I suck at this. Sorry.
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