Love sucks
- Reads 473
- Votes 21
- Parts 6
A world where vampires are everywhere. People and vampires formed an unspoken pact: people let vampires live in their society and vampires instead of killing humans in the process of drinking their blood mercilessly, they just suck the blood and leave. Very fair. I mean why wouldn't we let blood sucking creatures into our lives? Everyone would love to get their blood sucked, it must feel great. It's basically like living in a world full of Twilight fangirls everywhere. I'm not kink shaming anyone, but god damn it, it must hurt like hell. What's sexy about it?
This story is going to be a comedy/parody of vampire related things. It is gonna have romance, but it's not gonna be the main focus of the story, or is it? I'm not sire. It's also gonna be weird. I don't even know if it's a good idea. Hope fangirls won't kill me. Just joking, nobody is even reading my crap. Well anyway I hope you will like it? I don't know, I suck at this. Sorry.
All Rights Reserved
#538
isuckatwriting
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
Trashed & Treasured
Jade Emmerson was born to two wolf parents but has a dormant gene that practically makes her human. When she found out Cameron was her mate she instantly thought he'd be her gateway to the wolf community, the bridge that connects her to a world she was born to be a part of but on the night of her best friend's party, he rejects her saying he will never be the mate she was hoping for. At the end of her rope and unable to deal with being an outcast any longer, Jade decides she's had enough and tries to end it once and for all only to be saved by a man who she believed to be human until a heated kiss result in him claiming her as his own. What happens when the rejected is claimed by someone else? [[Mostly PG-13 with warnings on R chapters]]Complete
Never Fantasize To Meet A Vampire
OK he said not to laugh because he was a vampire and I laughed. He tried to suck my blood I kicked his ass. When I use to run away from him he always use to caught me which I never liked He was strong I was normal In starting he was nice but now he is a cruel beast and me first I use to be crack and funny and till now.... I am the same. I don't know that why he never let me go but still I have mixed feelings for him. And who knows how I will end up...... I know I bored you, so let's start from where I meet him {{{ plz give this book a chance }}}Complete
So You Used to Be Human - Book 3 (Original Version)
CURRENTLY BEING RE-WRITTEN AS PART OF THE "HOW NOT TO VAMPIRE" SERIES) It's the week from Hell as Bob tries to save his ex-girlfriend Jaime from certain death... by turning her into a vampire. Needless to say, she doesn't quite agree with this plan and what follows is an epic journey in the making as Bob and Jaime try to track down the one vampire who might know how to turn Jaime back into a human. Oh yeah, and Bob's sometime-stalker-ex-girlfriend Beatrice is trying to kill them. Book 1: SO I MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE Book 2: SO I'M A VAMPIRE... NOW WHAT? Book 3: SO YOU USED TO BE HUMAN Book 4: SO YOU WANT TO KILL A VAMPIRE (now in drafts to return in Fall 2019?) Wattpad original: SO YOU MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE (799K reads, featured, #2 in Humor) ########## This was originally Book 2 of the series, but it's now Book 3 since SO I'M A VAMPIRE... NOW WHAT has been created to be Book 2. We've done a bit of editing and SO YOU MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE is now two books instead of one. Unfortunately, this means that Book 3 (this one) is finished before Book 2. So if you;re confused, sorry. If you're willing to wait a year and read the new book 2 first as it comes out on Wattled, then kudos to you, but to be honest, this book is awesome, so go ahead and read it now. Or not. Entirely up to you. Hilarity? Hell yes. Vulgar humour and excessive use of all examples of vulgar language that Bob can think up? You got it!Complete
Rejected By My Soul Mate
My Very First Book So Forgive me for any mistakes and messed up chapters ;p also the spelling mistakes, I'm editing this book slowly. Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDDGlQQWCyY&feature=youtu.be Love was never for me and when i found out i had a mate, and i was a werewolf things just switched from normal to not so normal. Thinking that maybe the love i hadn't gotten form when i was a child until now, my mate would give me was the wrong thought. Because he just rejected be as simple is it is for i guess anther women, or wait he said he didn't want to settle down. Don't no which excuse he had but it was one of them and guess what i went along with this rejection to only find out the most secret deeds and things that i should have never found out....... i should have just ignored him, the secrets and went way but i choose to stay and it resulted in many deaths. not a typical love, mates and werewolf story but its with a twist of angels and deathComplete
Alpha Nyx's Runt
"I-I'm sorry for waking you up. Please forgive me Alpha." She basically threw herself to her knees and bared her neck: a sign of submission. I sighed and ran my fingers through my hair. I thought we had begun to move passed this, but I knew deep down it would take more than holding her to get through this. I walked over to her and pulled her up gently to her feet. I grasped her chin in my hand and lifted her head up to look me in the eyes. "Jasabelle, you are my Luna. You are not my maid, you are not my servant. I will never punish you...well in any way that will cause you harm." I chuckled but my wolf howled in sexual frustration, waiting for the misbehavior of our mate so he could make good on the promise. --------- Nyx has finally found his Luna. She's perfect to him. She's everything he could've dreamed she would be, but she's afraid of her own shadow. Jasabelle was petrified of everything. She knew nothing but cruelty and expected nothing less from anyone. Nyx has to help his mate overcome her dark fears and prepare her for the biggest challenge of her life; becoming a Luna. -------------- MATURE CONTENT WARNING.Complete
The Dark Side of the Moon
"Fuck, baby. You can't say things like that to me. I want to, also. Trust me." His hand snakes down my body until he enters two of his fingers into my wet center. I can only moan in response. "However," he kisses my neck possessively, finding the right spot to drive me crazy. "I need to build you up to that." He pushes his fingers in and out of me, hitting deeper and deeper as his strokes become longer and harder and faster. "You feel that? My fingers deep in your pussy that's dripping for me?" He licks the side of my neck as my breaths come out in short pants. "My dick is going to stretch you out so much more. When I finally fuck you, you're going to be sore for days. And you're going to love it." ---------- Thea Brooks, an 18-year-old college student, lives her life by a schedule. She has school, homework, her job at the Coffee shop where she drinks way too much caffeine to be healthy, and the rest of the time she is watching her little sister while her mother is at work. She thinks that everything will remain the same as she starts her college classes, but that all changes when a new friend of hers introduces her to an attractive guy that she can't seem to get out of her head. Grayson Dark, a 22-year-old Alpha of his pack, has been searching for his mate since he turned 16. All hope is lost until one of his pack mates strolls into his home with the most magnificent scent- his mate's scent. After only slightly maiming his pack mate, it is revealed that his mate is close by- and human. Without understanding the supernatural world existing around her, Thea will have to learn to look past Grayson's faults- mainly his possessiveness and anger issues- while staying out of danger from unknown threats and learning her place at Grayson's side. Oh... and keeping her grades up. How hard can that be?Complete
Kidnapped by Vampires 🎈
"W-who are you? W-why am I here?" I struggled against the ropes for dramatic effect. He leaned in towards me, now our faces several inches apart. Too close for my comfort actually, does this dude ever heard of personal space? "I am Finn Von Dracula, the vampire, and I just kidnapped you." He flashed me his white, shiny fangs to prove his claim. "Lol." Vampires are immortal creatures, once a human who got turned when a vampire bit them. When they live on Earth for too long, they tend to get bored. And look for something to keep them entertained: a pet. There are two types of people in the world: The sane and the crazy. Gwen Masters is definitely the crazy type. Loud, crazy and weird. What happens when she got kidnapped by two vampires? Crazy + Stick in the ass vampires + Vampire puns With such a weird combination, how will it turn out? Read to find out :) Warning *this book isnt about those domineering vampires/submissive human pets* *the grammar is probably so terrible grammar nazis will have nightmares for years* *full of crap jokes*Complete
Fangs and Venom-Volume 1
~THIS STORY IS NO LONGER BEING WORKED ON BUT THE COPYRIGHT STILL STANDS. You may still read this but please do note that I am no longer working on this.~ Everything in Crimson's life crumbles away. It all disappears..the most important? Gone. Even the least important...gone. Seventeen year old Crimson has never been perfect. But her grandpa is sick of her attitude, so he sends her to the school of Vantelipa. It's unwelcoming at Ventelipa. Crimson hasn't made any friends with the rumors going around about her dark past. Crimson's brother was "killed" by vampires long ago. She despises vampires. But she runs into a strange boy one day on her way to her room. Something has bloomed. Remembrance? Romance, perhaps? A great evil surrounds Vantelipa. Vampires are even hungrier for blood than before, and some are even becoming possessed. But what is the cause? Something-or someone-is out to get Crimson, and they'll do whatever it takes to ruin everything that matters to her. Everything.Complete
Queen of Darkness
Fictional story. When you have been a slave all your life, running and looking over your shoulder is not the way anyone wants to live. But when a girl born into slavery thinks her life cannot get any worse she is suddenly thrown into a different life, one where humans are not the worst monsters out there and she has to not only learn how to survive but how to trive. Hello everyone and thank you for contemplating reading my story. Before you start I would just like to state a few things. Although I have written a few books (Okay 3 books including this one) I mainly write to relax. This is the first time that I will be sharing my writing with others and I have a huge fear of rejections so please be kind in your comments. I welcome all comments even constructive criticism but please don't be nasty about it. Also, Yes you will most definitely find spelling and Grammar mistakes, and I'm apologizing in advance as English is not my first language but I decided to write in English with the hope that my story reaches more readers than it would if I wrote it in my home language of Afrikaans. Having said that I really hope you enjoy the story line and read all the way to the end. This story is a fictional fantasy but contains sex, violence, strong language, rape, abuse, slavery, blood, vampires, warewolved and witches, and reference to slavery and sexual abuse. If you're sensitive about these type of things or you find the above mentioned topics offensive than please do not read any further. If you do enjoy this story please read the follow-up called Hunting Aurora. I have done a lot of research on specific time areas and subject matters and tried to incorporate as much factual info as possible even though all characters are fictional. I do not condole any form of abuse, rape or violence. I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to finally take the next step to upload my work.Complete
My Rejected Mate
What happens when enemies become mates? Cassie Dawson a sarcastic teenage werewolf with the alpha blood running through her veins. A menace to society and a tad bit crazy. No one could stop her, well maybe her mom could. Throughout her life she heard about this mate thing. Hwever Cassie thinks at the age of 17 is too young to find your soul mate. Why does she think like this? Well she simply doesn't like the idea of being tied down. Especially being tied down to the person she hates the most in the whole entire world. Cassie may need a prayer. "Um what are you doing." Elliot asked worriedly. My face went back to normal and I rolled my eyes. A sarcastic laughed came out of my mouth. This piece of shit I swear I want to beat him up now. "Oh I wasn't suppose to cry maybe I should go on my knees and beg for you to accept me being your mate. Ok then, hold up." I said I got on my knees and held my hand together. "Y-You don't need to do that." Elliot stuttered. Oh yes, I definitely want to do this for sure. **Slow editing**Complete
Jade Emmerson was born to two wolf parents but has a dormant gene that practically makes her human. When she found out Cameron was her mate she instantly thought he'd be her gateway to the wolf community, the bridge that connects her to a world she was born to be a part of but on the night of her best friend's party, he rejects her saying he will never be the mate she was hoping for. At the end of her rope and unable to deal with being an outcast any longer, Jade decides she's had enough and tries to end it once and for all only to be saved by a man who she believed to be human until a heated kiss result in him claiming her as his own. What happens when the rejected is claimed by someone else? [[Mostly PG-13 with warnings on R chapters]]
More detailsContent Guidelines