Red + Green = Oh Dear
  • Reads 9,543
  • Votes 210
  • Parts 9
  • Time 30m
Sign up to add Red + Green = Oh Dear to your library and receive updates
or
#4antics
Content Guidelines
You may also like
The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓ by whiskeyroses
51 parts Complete
"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature
You may also like
Slide 1 of 9
The Omega With Blue Eyes cover
It's Always Been You cover
I Was Never Yours cover
And We Meet Again cover
Her Betrayal cover
Klance - Heat cover
Marked by the Alpha cover
The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓ cover
The Billionaire's Wedding Planner ✔ cover

The Omega With Blue Eyes

14 parts Complete

Lance McClain has wondered his whole life if anyone will be able to look past his Omega status and love him for him. When he meets two Alphas, Shiro and Keith, he feels as if he finally found just what he was looking for. Of course issues arise, but how will our two Alphas handle someone to take Lance away. Smut warning for chapter 13 and the epilogue.