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Don't Kill The Messenger (A Cupids Match One-Shot)

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This is a one-shot from the story Cupids Match for LEPalphreyman's contest!! All content is dedicated to LEPalphreyman. 

As a messenger of the gods, Hermes is used to a lot of things. He's used to delivering messages all around the world to other gods. He's used to meeting beautiful women on his delivery routes. He's used to occasionally hooking up with some of the women that he meets on the job. What Hermes is not used to is delivering a message to himself. What happens when Hermes, the self acclaimed "eternal stud", finds an envelope addressed to himself from the Cupids Matchmaking Service?All Rights Reserved

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