Super Granny and the Tone Deaf Bandit

"Mum, you're 80! You can't be a superhero!"
"And you're 46, going grey, and still single but that doesn't mean I don't have faith that you will find the right person."
"We're getting off topic here."

Agatha's your normal, cookie making, cat loving granny. I lied about the normal part. She's a superhero.