Liz's incompetence
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Last published Thu, Jun 18, 2020
an incomplete collection of quotes and occurrences through which my best friend (+ a few more) has put me through during calls, texts, and encounters.
yeah that's her on the cover.
begining: January 2017
end: ____
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