the time I shat myself (lowercase intended)

the time I shat myself (lowercase intended)

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Have you ever accidentally farted too hard and then, *ploop* a piece of shit in your pants. Well that would be a less embarrassing story. Unfortunately, it simply just happened because I didn't like the color of the toilet (it was apricot color FYI). This story will intrigue you as much as it will gross you. It will keep you on the edge of your seat just waiting to see what happens with the poo next. Read it to find out the mysterious adventures of the piece of shit from my pants...
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