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Littlethumb Sneezed

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Reads 185
Votes 25
Parts 13
Time 1h 49m

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What would happen if everything in the world froze but you?

Littlethumb Sneezed is the introductory tale of prolific artist and renowned philanthropist Littlethumb Brooks. From the discovery of his creative genius as a child to his rise to fame, join Littlethumb on a satirical journey through the world of American pop culture. It is a life filled with love, laughter, charity, art, disguises, magic tricks, international intrigue, and unfortunately, horrible tragedy. There's also a punk rocker named Tommy Toxic.

It began with the Occurrence. Littlethumb was a little boy...All Rights Reserved

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The Extroverty-Introvert

Hey Guys! John is a 15-year-old student who is trying to figure out the best way to stay connected with his old pals and hang out with them like they used to before but finds himself in an eerie situation because all his friends are in a relationship, and can't find time to meet him and their partner simultaneously. Watch how this Introvert kid has to tweak his personality to survive high school without being left out alone, and who knows in this struggle he too might find his second half ! Hope ya'll have fun reading ! (^ ^)