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Littlethumb Sneezed

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Reads 169
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Parts 13
Time 1h 49m

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What would happen if everything in the world froze but you?

Littlethumb Sneezed is the introductory tale of prolific artist and renowned philanthropist Littlethumb Brooks. From the discovery of his creative genius as a child to his rise to fame, join Littlethumb on a satirical journey through the world of American pop culture. It is a life filled with love, laughter, charity, art, disguises, magic tricks, international intrigue, and unfortunately, horrible tragedy. There's also a punk rocker named Tommy Toxic.

It began with the Occurrence. Littlethumb was a little boy...All Rights Reserved

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Inevitable Ascension

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