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Bloody Hell

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Reads 78
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Parts 5
Time 15m

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"You're British?"

"No I'm Tabitha..."


For Tabitha Woods nothing was rainbows and butterfly's, everything seemed to go pear-shaped. In fact her whole existence was a massive cock up, even her parents admitted to her being a mistake. 
Life never seemed easy as a clumsy procrastinator who basically fails in all social and physical activities. 
So when she's shoved into (literally) the arms of her complete opposite you would have thought they would clash? Hate each other? Fall in love? 

No, because yet again for Tabitha nothing was ever that easy.All Rights Reserved

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The Body Swap

Ever wondered what it's like to be a boy? You're about to find out. Love isn't meant to be easy, everybody knows that, but is it meant to be this hard? After a mistake at a party, two highschool students end up in each other's bodies. The problem? It's hard to fall in love, when the person you love is in your own body. Read on to see how the two unfortunate students learn to adapt to each other's lives, including periods, peeing and a whole lot of awkward genital issues. WARNING. STRONG LANGUAGE IN FIRST CHAPTER. Rated R for strong language, not sexual stuff. I mean there's a part about her poking a penis but that's only because she doesn't understand why she has one. Wouldn't you poke your own penis if you woke up as a boy one day? Copyright 2013 All rights reserved.