Joke Stories
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Kudos to all the amazing and funny peeps who came up with these in the first place. 😄👌😎 So yea, look down there for the description and disclaimer. 👇
DESCRIPTION: This is supposed to be an ebook collection of funny, relatable, old and well-known joke stories but in some cases, maybe you shouldn't read some of these if your under 13, easily offended by crude humor, slight obscenity, etc. Remember, the key word here is "jokes," savvy? Good. Note that my puny brain cells didn't come up with any of these, so feel free to use them in whatever way you want, invisible-random-person XD.
DISCLAIMER: Point blank, I own 0% of these stories. I pretty much heard them around, read them online, but eh I have my sources >.> Now that we've bypassed all that copyright crapola, (which, if your a smart, sensible person, you've probably already skipped👍) READ ONNNNNNN¡¡¡¡
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