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Lance sees a video on YouTube where someone heats up a knife to 1000 degrees. He gets an idea for what he should do with the Blade of Marmora.
This is a joke that originated in 2017, but for some reason popped back into my consciousness at midnight on a random night in August 2025, and I couldn't resist updating it.
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