CrAzY LoVe {A Joker FanFic}

First I was the joker. Then I was the Joker and his Harley Quinn, King n' Queen of Gotham. The Clown Prince n' his lil monster, but when Harls decided that she likes her new role as one of the so called "good guys" better then a life of luxury and crime, Mr. J, is back to being on my own.
Now I'm just... bored. And trust me when I say there's nothing more MURDEROUS then a bored clown!

"So what am I to do you ask? How am I to turn my frown upside down? How do you top a King and a Queen, Mr. J? Not just any ol' girl will do."

My fingers flutter through a pile of papers and folders only to stop at a transfer sheet that's obnoxiously poking out of the stack of files. It simply reads; Belle Reve. The same location of the former queen of hearts I was just thinking about. I slide the folder out and a long thin smile pulls at my lips. My hand smooths across the crimson letters of the most intriguing name printed in bold ink on the red grade, high level security clearance Arkham Asylum folder. My fingers tap each letter like the strike of a key on a typewriter. I can almost hear the mechanical clicking in my head. A wide grin stretches across my face as I type away at the last few letters.

I'll tell ya how ta top a King n' Queen;

Click... ping! My index finger stops on the last letter of the name as though I've run out of platen and my hand moves just past the left side of the folder to reset the imaginary release with a slam! I smirk at the panoramic image of the full name of the next card I intend to add to my hand, the last card I need to complete a full deck.
I throw the file open to the head page. My finger toys with the paper clip at the top. The one securing the picture of the most valuable card in the deck, the one I'd hidden up my sleeve so long ago that I'd nearly forgotten all about it just so I could play the game with a straight face.

You top a King n' Queen... with an Ace of course!

Her name is Acelynne Mayhem, and she... is my wild card!