Wrinkled Uniform

Fit Bloke yanks the books from his hands harshly, unbalancing Merlin, making him have to stop himself from face planting by bracing a hand on the floor. Giving him a disgusted look, Fit Bloke sneers, "Get up, you look ridiculous," before briskly walking away in the opposite direction, his leg connecting with Merlin's shoulder and knocking him over again.

"Prat," Merlin says, collecting himself and getting up. Fit Bloke may be a prat, and an arse, but the view of his bum when he strutted away wasn't bad at all. In fact, it was a very peachy bum, probably from footie....