"Some books are heart-wrenching, but this one was gut-wrenching. I seriously felt like throwing up while reading this." Welcome to a world where all fictional characters are re-written as one-dimensional psychopaths who really like making out with each other. Join Harry Potter characters, One Direction, Shrek and many more poorly written characters on an unforgettable journey to discover where Zane has disappeared to, figure out how Shrek keeps teleporting everywhere, and defeat the loathsome Harriet Potter. This project started off as a way for me to make fun of some of the terrible fanfictions I have read (and written) but turned into something a lot bigger. This is a re-upload from my previous account, Stormy McClux. I couldn't leave this one behind and have decided to keep writing it. Please vote and drop me a quick review in the comments - similar to the one above if you can! I would love to compile page of funny reviews at the beginning of the book! :)