The Worst Fanfics
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Welcome to a world where all fictional characters are re-written as one-dimensional psychopaths who really like making out with each other. Join Harry Potter characters, One Direction, Shrek and many more poorly written characters on an unforgettable journey to discover where Zane has disappeared to, figure out how Shrek keeps teleporting everywhere, and defeat the loathsome Harriet Potter.
This project started off as a way for me to make fun of some of the terrible fanfictions I have read (and written) but turned into something a lot bigger. This is a re-upload from my previous account, Stormy McClux. I couldn't leave this one behind and have decided to keep writing it. Please vote and drop me a quick review in the comments - similar to the one above if you can! I would love to compile page of funny reviews at the beginning of the book! :)
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take my hoodie ✓
"keep it. keep the hoodie." "i can't-" "or i'll follow you home and wait outside until you take it." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ harry potter has been struggling for his entire life. he's gone through a lot for someone so young. and he doesn't tell anyone about it. to everyone, he's just quiet and only has a few friends. if you asked his friends what he's like, they'd say he's much more than a quiet nobody. draco malfoy has a reputation. a hot, football-playing bully. he's known for picking on people with his friends. he's only a bully because of crabbe and goyle. with his real friends, blaise and pansy, he's a good person. draco and harry are not friends. they're "polar opposites" and fight all the time. no one has seen them do anything but argue. that's how it's always been, and how it was supposed to always be. when a simple prank appears to have gone too far, draco follows harry into the locker room and sees something harry has tried to hide his entire life. and so, the two go from enemies to calm classmates, to friends. and secrets are spilled, hearts are poured and lives are fixed. until they're not. muggle au started: april 9th 2022 finished: december 12th 2022 WARNINGS: HOMOPHOBIA, ABUSE, VIOLENCE, SEXUAL ASSAULT, SELF HARM, SUICIDE AND EATING DISORDERS the story is set in this generation. harry potter is part of gen z. most characters belong to jk rowling but the plot is mine :)Complete
--My "best friend" Malfoy--
#1 [BOOK ONE] She's got a fiery temper and the typical Slytherin bad attitude, a perfect match for her absolute best friend and partner in crime - Draco Malfoy. ~ Seren Selwyn knows just what it means to have a future laid out for her and an intimidating parent breathing down her neck. She knows what it's like to exist in a world that would rather you didn't, in a world that believes you are the villain. So maybe it's the fact that he's always loved her, that makes her feel like she can take on that same world with flames and steel. Maybe it's the fact that they live in the darkness together that makes it's all vanquishable. Because without him, would she even be the same? Without him - would her demons be victorious? She'll never know, because Draco Malfoy vows to be by her side forever. ⭐︎ He didn't know he was going to fall for her, she is his best friend in all of the world. But when he fell, he fell hard. Every aspect of his life - dominated by the existence of this girl. Friendship became a crush, a crush became love, love became insatiable desire. Draco Malfoy isn't often denied what he wants, but for her he'd give up the world. "I more than love you, Seren Selwyn. I live for you." ___ In a changing, terrifying world that seems to expect more and more from them - will their love be enough to survive it? ~~They've been best friends since Day One of Hogwarts, but do best friends love each other the way they do?~~ Starts off in first year and carries out through the years - UNDERGOING HEAVY REWRITE. Slow burn. Some smut in later years, mainly fluff when they're younger :)
𝐇𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐋𝐘 𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐒 - 𝐃.𝐌.
⚠️smut⚠️ "She hates me. Fuck, she hates me so much it pains her. But when i'm inside her, she can't help it. She loves it, and she can't hide it from me." ~ This story is about a cruel and hurtful boy named Draco Malfoy, and a determined and annoyed girl named Savanna Holcombe, who can't stop trying to get under each other's skin. Something about that creates so much tension, that's almost impossible for them to ignore. Disclaimer: This is a story that includes topics like jealousy, possession, and smut. If any of those make you uncomfortable or triggered, feel free to click off. Also, Tom Riddle is alive and is one of the characters, we figure out why this is later in the story. I am aware that we don't get too much backstory on Savanna, but that will unfold as the story continues. Apologies for a rough start of the book. (I'm in the process of editing any mistakes, so please ignore those if you see any!) Lastly, you can imagine these characters in year 6 Savanna Character Description: Long dark brown hair Smokey blue eyes Fair skin Pureblood Slytherin Thank you for reading, and make sure to vote and comment! <3 highest rankings: #1 - toxicdraco #1 - spice #1 - enemiestolovers #1 - dracolovestoryComplete
ALLURING || D.M.
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The Light in the Dark | Neville Longbottom
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When Love Hurts | Dramione - COMPLETED
"This is all your bloody fault, Malfoy." When an accidental spell throws Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy back in time to the Marauder's era, they are forced to work together to save everyone from a potentially fatal time mishap. But one run-in with Lily Evans and the Marauders changes it all: suddenly, Hermione and Draco are fake-dating, and to make matters worse, a prophecy is issued that names the two as the only hope to defeat the Dark Lord. Will they be able to set aside their differences before Voldemort takes over - this time maybe for forever? Or will the Gryffindor Princess and Slytherin Prince be the ultimate demise of everyone? Disclaimer: All rights go to JK Rowling. HR: #2 | 5/15/2018 | harrypotter #1 | 2/7/19 | hermionegranger #1 | 9/16/2018 | dramione #1 | 10/21/18 | dracomalfoy #1 | 5/8/2018 | jamespotter #1 | 5/9/2018 | siriusblack #1 | 7/9/2019 | wattpride #1 | 12/4/2020 | lilyevans #2 | 8/9/2018 | remuslupin #2 | 5/1/2020 | time #6 | 8/4/2018 | friendship Cover: No idea who took the pic, please DM if you know! hi so I wrote this as like a CHILD sorry feel free to enjoy tho LMAOOComplete
Sick Obsession | Drarry
[WARNING! THE STORY CONTAINS TOPICS LIKE SELF-HARM & EATING DISORDERS] It wasn't funny. It wasn't funny that half of Hogwarts thought, Draco Malfoy had a vicious, antisocial personality disorder. The blond boy couldn't believe it. Whoever had spread that rumor needed to get stabbed. Technically it wasn't a rumor, though. Hogwarts was supposed to think it was a rumor, but in reality it was the naked truth. Draco Lucius Malfoy had a vicious, antisocial personality disorder, which wasn't fun for him nor the people that were around him. His character was frightening, vicious, brutal and militant - he was constantly expecting betrayal and punishments, wherever he went. That also explained why he was so tensed and angry all the time. Twisted - that was what would describe it the best. It was twisted. Out of all people, Harry James Potter had to fall for his archenemy - Draco Lucius Malfoy. Harry had heard of the rumor about Draco's personality, the Gryffindor loved the taller blond boy despite his issues. Harry loved everything about the Slytherin. His blond hair, his grey cold eyes, and his pale skin. But as every love-story, this one has to have a plot. Everyone at Hogwarts and in the rest of the world knows that Draco and Harry are archenemies. They can't, I can not stress this enough, CAN'T be in love with each other. Well, the universe desperately wants it to happen, so it has to, somehow. But how in the world will Harry get his archenemy to look at him, in a way that's not negative for once? How will he possibly get together with him? And how's Draco supposed to get together with Harry? He's a pure-blood and therefore can't be in a relationship with Harry James Potter, can he? Well, you gotta read for yourself if they're going to figure out a way or not! Have fun! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ALL THE CHARACTERS AND PLACES BELONG TO JKR!! I AM NOT CLAIMING ANYTHING!!Complete
Pain Doesn't Always Fade
This is a fanfic of Draco Malfoy after the war. He and a girl named Jennifer Smith become head boy and girl. The both have secrets that they keep from each other. And both of their lives are far from perfect. Will they live Happily Ever After. Or will every thing go down in flames. ********** I walk onto the platform and see the train. I run to meet Stephanie, my best friend. "Hey, Jennifer" She says. "Hey Steph, guess what." I say as I reach her. "I am Head Girl!" She hugs me and we see Draco Malfoy walk onto the platform, alone. I try not to but I look into his eyes, They have turned a bluish grey. Not the crystal blue they used to be. I turn away. He is the enemy, after all. I only own Jennifer and a few other characters, all others go to the amazing J.K. Rowling.Complete
"keep it. keep the hoodie." "i can't-" "or i'll follow you home and wait outside until you take it." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ harry potter has been struggling for his entire life. he's gone through a lot for someone so young. and he doesn't tell anyone about it. to everyone, he's just quiet and only has a few friends. if you asked his friends what he's like, they'd say he's much more than a quiet nobody. draco malfoy has a reputation. a hot, football-playing bully. he's known for picking on people with his friends. he's only a bully because of crabbe and goyle. with his real friends, blaise and pansy, he's a good person. draco and harry are not friends. they're "polar opposites" and fight all the time. no one has seen them do anything but argue. that's how it's always been, and how it was supposed to always be. when a simple prank appears to have gone too far, draco follows harry into the locker room and sees something harry has tried to hide his entire life. and so, the two go from enemies to calm classmates, to friends. and secrets are spilled, hearts are poured and lives are fixed. until they're not. muggle au started: april 9th 2022 finished: december 12th 2022 WARNINGS: HOMOPHOBIA, ABUSE, VIOLENCE, SEXUAL ASSAULT, SELF HARM, SUICIDE AND EATING DISORDERS the story is set in this generation. harry potter is part of gen z. most characters belong to jk rowling but the plot is mine :)
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