Glass Bottle

Listen young folks, i have no intention of crushing your soul but then, it also seems mighty fun to do it anyways, so remember "The world sucks, people are not true."
Which, you'll eventually understand as to why i put it there.
So do you want to hear a story about how two cliche characters fall in love and they end up happily ever after and its a nice time and the author credits? No. You dont want that, and if you do, you wont be enjoying very much of this story.
All i can give you about his story, is dont expect the expected.
Dont imagine the imaginable.
And most definitely, dont think the most thinkable.
Got it? Good. I want you to have a good idea of whats coming for you, and surely, this isnt even what i wanted to say.