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Everything Wrong With Wattpad

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In side is a list of things I absolutely despise about this app. And you probably hate them too..
From the cliched tripe that gets noticed, to the constant glitches, Wattpad's sins shall be categorised in this book
Note: this book is put in the humour section for a reason, it's mostly for form and to vent frustration 

HIGHEST RANKING #795 HUMOUR 
 SECIND HIGHEST #804 IN HUMOUR 
THIRD HIGHEST RANKING #894 IN HUMOUR 
FOURTH HIGHEST RANKING #929 IN HUMOUR 


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Why yes, this title has been used in other books, yes this title is a spin on cinema sins, but judge the book by it's FabuLous Cover (made by moi) and it's content, not the titleAll Rights Reserved

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My Wattpad Story by EthanEzekiel

"Hello, my name is Barbara Robinson and I am a sixteen year old girl. And I really hate to admit this, but I am fat. Anyway, I live in this big town called Wattpadville. I study in a school called Wattpad High School. I'm just a normal heavy teenage girl, you know. But my friends aren't normal. My life isn't normal. Nothing is normal in Wattpadville." No truer words have been spoken than this. Join Barbara in her roller coaster journey as she meets the love of her life along with a few murders and magic on the way. But be warned - you've read it all before! This is a satirical parody that pokes fun at all the cliché, annoying stories in Wattpad that makes you roll your eyes and pull your hair. Note : Parental advisory. Explicit content. Enjoy reading!

Good Girls Love Bad Boys by kc_pgo

Copyright © 2014 by casey pascoe. All rights reserved * * * One mistake and he is forced to spend one hour a day with her. Ugh. One mistake and she has to endure his stupidity for an hour a day. Ugh. But can one drunken night really change everything? No? We'll See ;) * * * Good Girls love Bad boys, enough said. But don't be fooled by this totally cliche cover and title, because more happens to these high school students than first thought. Enjoy a comedy, drama, action, romance, teen flick, etc..etc... *VOTE/COMMENT/FOLLOW * Warning - based on similar life scenarios and deals with issues such as domestic abuse, drugs, anorexia, gang violence and underage drinking. For privacy reason this book is complete creative writing and anything that is similar in this story is purely coincidental. PG-13

❤HIS PRINCESS❤ [ON HOLD] by Candygirl9194

"Hey Princess." "Wh..at is your problem?! Why are y..you following me?!" "Are you scared of me?" he asked with a smirk on his face. "N..no I am no..t.." "Oh really.." he says taking a step forward. "Don't come near me! I will scream!" "Baby girl, don't be scared. You are totally safe with me." he said taking one more step. "Please... leave me alone..." I said tears rolling down my checks. "Princess. I will never leave you." He said with a serious voice. --------------------------------------- THE BADBOY'S GIRL: Katherine is a normal girl with no social life. She only has two bestfriends Ashley and David. What will happen when a No. 1 playboy, Jason Ryder will take admission in the same high school. What will happen when they two meet. Jason only uses girls. He never dated anyone and doesn't know what true love is. What do you think will happen when he will fall for Katherine? Will she accept him? Will she fall for him back? Will she love him? Will she fall for someone else? Will they be ever togather? To find out all the answers read the story. WARNING: It has swearing. Don't forget. You have already been warned. Enjoy... :) P.S : I don't own the picture used for the cover. It's just a Google image which I edited.

The Bad Boy's Girl by antheas

Disclaimer: A very non-classy humor infused werewolf story. No seriously, the only reason its up and running is for sh!ts and giggles. If you want something slightly more sophisticated, feel welcomed to read my other books. ❇ Imagine this. You are at school everything is peachy fine. You are minding your own business when BOOM a muscular 'wall' crashes into you. What do you do? You freaking insult them until you make them angry as those cartoon figures in the tv where they are beet red and steam pours from there ears! Why, because to you it's the most rational reaction. But what happens if that isn't what they do? You do bump into the wall you do insult them but they look off? Happy? Almost bursting with joy? Then I believe he is a werewolf and your his mate. I mean I didn't do anything wrong! I swear on my best friends! Ok there was that one time! And that other time... Okay! I get it karma is a b*cth. Gah I should of thought about going ape sh*t on the sketchy granny last week... Oh well. °completed° #947 in Werewolf Oct. 19 #674 in Werewolf Oct 21 #532 in Werewolf 1.17.19 #1 in Comedy

Etched. by Bamboo_shoot

IT'S TAGGED MATURE... WHICH SUMS UP EVERYTHING ACCORDING TO THE TAG... BUT... This will be a serial killer AU. So you know the drill. This book will contain mentions of GRAPHIC VIOLENCE, HORROR, MURDERS... IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE SUBJECTS, PLEASE DON'T PROCEED. We DON'T WANT TO HURT ANYONE... SO, IN RETURN... DON'T HURT us EITHER. DON'T PROCEED AND CREATE UNNECESSARY DRAMA LATER... DON'T READ IF NOT TO YOUR LIKING... SIMPLE... WATTPAD IS our ONLY ESCAPED... SO, we WILL APPRECIATE NORMAL EMPATHY FROM EVERYONE... TO NOT ADD MORE TO our MISERY... THANK YOU VERY MUCH. We don't own any character (except for the ones we created), photos or videos... They belong to their rightful owners. Thanks for the wonderful characters... BitterSweet. And few original characters included. BUT THIS BOOK IS OURS... SO PLEASE DON'T COPY WITHOUT PERMISSION. Contains M-PREG.

Trying Not To Love (COMPLETED) by Books_and_nerds

I stepped forward and asked, "Where do you want me?" It took me a second to realize what I just said. Shit! I placed a hand on my crimson face and muttered, "Get your head out of the gutter! You know what I meant." He laughed, his voice sounded hoarse and deep even when he's laughing. I peeked at him from the gap I made between my fingers. He was close. So close. He grabbed my hand and took me to the bed. Damn! It did sound sexy. His shirt was loose. Too large for me, and it hung on me like a cloth hung on a hanger. He sat on the bed, criss crossed and pulled me to him. ♡♡♡♡♡ The thing about love is... its unpredictable. Even when you don't want love, it just happens. Cassandra is your typical anti-social tomboy where Easton is your black leather jacket high school bad boy. Cassandra and her siblings arrive at Brinkley mansion hoping the year to get by quickly so they can be back with their dad. But then they meet Easton who has a different plan for them. The to-be sole heir of Brinkley Inc., rude, party lover, filled with nothing but rage for the invaders in his house, becomes determined to bring the truth out to world about his father by making the lives of Cassandra and her siblings living hell. Cassandra is not supposed to fall in love with someone like Easton who not only doesn't want her here but also isn't even available. Join these two teens in their journey to find what's right kind of love, or is there even a righteousness to love? ☆ Copyright 2020 @Books_and_nerds (DestinyK.) ADDED TO THE "LOVE, ACTUALLY" READING LIST BY YOUNG ADULT ON WATTPAD! _________ ☆ I DO NOT OWN THE BOOK IMAGE OR ANY OF THE PICTURES IN THIS BOOK. -THANK YOU ☆ I DID MAKE THE BOOK COVER MYSELF (THANKS TO CANVA) ☆ DO NOT copy my hard work. The rules just became more strict and WATTPAD polices are very clear about it.

Bad Girl's Nerd by _angry_human_

"To what do I owe this honor?" his voice is trembling with laughter. Jee-buss... he finds this funny... "I saw a butterfly and followed it in here?" I more like ask. He starts laughing. I can only stare. I am loving this. I love this sound. I love this clear view of his forest-green eyes without any glasses. He puts his head on my shoulder as he continues to laugh. "Oh dear, is that what it would take me to get you in my room?" he wipes his eye releasing my hands. I want to answer, 'No... All you need to do is smile and I'll follow you anywhere'. But I keep my mouth shut. He is looking down at me. "Seriously, why are you here? Tell me before I start assuming...." he raises his eyebrow suggestively. ........................................ Read the hilarious and romantic adventure of Luke Wright and Natalia Anderson, as they deal with their own devils and friends all the while getting tangled in their feelings. [[!!Due to wattpad glitches my book might be shown as 'Public Domain' or 'CC'. This book strictly belongs to me and the rights are reserved duffus.. So do not copy my book or story!!]]

🥊 Hate or Fate 💕 {Enemies to Lovers} by WhiskeySeattle

One day you're happy, and the next, a freak accident exposes your boyfriend's dirty little secrets in the worst possible way. I lost the man I loved, my trust in people, and my home in less than one afternoon. At least I know that I've pushed past unimaginable pain before, and I can do it again. Elijah didn't break me, just my heart. 💔🔨 So, the LAST thing I needed was to run into my ex's best friend, Gray on the street. Who cares if he's hotter than lava? Gray's a cocky jerk who seems to get a misguided kick out of making my blood boil. And did I mention the guy's got a chip on his tattooed shoulder even bigger than his inflated ego? Unfortunately, I just found out that I accidentally hired him to work on the BIGGEST campaign of my career!💀 But when Gray's prismatic eyes fill with heartfelt apologies, I don't know how to feel. It's messing with my mind, my career, my new friendships, and worst of all, it's hurting what's left of my ruined heart. I thought Gray hated me, but I was wrong...There is something much, much stronger that binds our fate. 🥊💕 This book contains adult themes (aka sexy stuff and trigger content) as well as Oxford commas and the occasional grammatical error. 🥊💕 **This is a complete story that I am currently in the process of editing, so feedback, notes, and helpful comments are always welcome. Bullying and harassing others for their comments as well as shameless self-promotion of things not related to the content will be deleted.** Highest Ranks: 🥊💕 #6 in #mature 😍😆🙏 🥊💕 #15 in #adultromance 😍🥰 🥊💕 #69 in #unrequited 😋😛😝 🥊💕 #92 in #tattoos 🥊💕 #18 in #badboylovestory 🥊💕 #1 & #2 in #adultthemes li

The Badboy Got Out Of Wattpad by Haadiiiyah

[Featured on @TeenFiction @StoriesUndiscovered @BadassReads] Have you ever thought of hacking Wattpad to get more reads and votes? Badboy stories are the famed sensation on Wattpad, with million readers and votes. But when Hazel looked at the first chapter which she published two weeks ago, only 10 reads and 1 vote. Of course, that 1 vote is her own. Even if she wrote her dreams, her mind, her time, her everything in this book, it isn't worth it. There was only one thing left to do. Impetuous, Hazel Everster hacked wattpad that night with the help of her bestfriend Lia Darkley, and got an ample amount of reads and votes on her book, but that wasn't all. She accidentally also brought to real life the sex-on-stick protagonist of her story. The badboy. Well, what would you do if your book character appears right now in front of you? -Do not steal anything from this book. Respect the originality! -Warning; Mature contents [Highest Ranking #1 in hack, #1 in protagonist] 🌠1st in the Blossom Awards 2018 🌠1st in the Blue Rose Awards 2018 (November) 🌠Most Original in the Strawberry Shortcake Awards 2022 🌠Ultimate Winner in the YoungAdults Award 2022 🌠2nd in the Neon Awards 2018 🌠2nd in the World Of Champions Awards 2018 🌠2nd in the Majestic Awards 2018 (Edition 1) 🌠2nd in the Majestic Awards 2018 (Edition 2) 🌠2nd in the Beach Awards 2018 🌠2nd in the Rose Awards 2022 🌠3rd in Best Opening chapter by The Crown Mini Awards 2022 🌠3rd in The Seasonal Contest 2022 (Winter) 🌠Finalist in the Teen Fiction Awards 2018 🌠The best in show in the Frozen Awards 2018 🌠Honourable mention in the Bright Book Awards 🌠Honourable mention in the Sunrise Awards Summer2019 🌠Winner of the WattOriginals Awards 2020 🌠Best title in the Strawberry Shortcake Awards 2022 COMPLETED [90000-100000 words]

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My Wattpad Story cover

Good Girls Love Bad Boys cover

❤HIS PRINCESS❤ [ON HOLD] cover

The Bad Boy's Girl cover

Trying Not To Love (COMPLETED) cover

Bad Girl's Nerd cover

🥊 Hate or Fate 💕 {Enemies to Lovers} cover

The Badboy Got Out Of Wattpad cover

My Wattpad Story

"Hello, my name is Barbara Robinson and I am a sixteen year old girl. And I really hate to admit this, but I am fat. Anyway, I live in this big town called Wattpadville. I study in a school called Wattpad High School. I'm just a normal heavy teenage girl, you know. But my friends aren't normal. My life isn't normal. Nothing is normal in Wattpadville." No truer words have been spoken than this. Join Barbara in her roller coaster journey as she meets the love of her life along with a few murders and magic on the way. But be warned - you've read it all before! This is a satirical parody that pokes fun at all the cliché, annoying stories in Wattpad that makes you roll your eyes and pull your hair. Note : Parental advisory. Explicit content. Enjoy reading!