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In side is a list of things I absolutely despise about this app. And you probably hate them too..
From the cliched tripe that gets noticed, to the constant glitches, Wattpad's sins shall be categorised in this book
Note: this book is put in the humour section for a reason, it's mostly for form and to vent frustration 

HIGHEST RANKING #795 HUMOUR 
 SECIND HIGHEST #804 IN HUMOUR 
THIRD HIGHEST RANKING #894 IN HUMOUR 
FOURTH HIGHEST RANKING #929 IN HUMOUR 


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Why yes, this title has been used in other books, yes this title is a spin on cinema sins, but judge the book by it's FabuLous Cover (made by moi) and it's content, not the titleAll Rights Reserved

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