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Knight in Shining Armor? More Like Mullet in Ugly Uniform with Hugeass Knife
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Complete, First published Jun 27, 2017
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"Lance wasn't really sure how it happened. 

It was all Hunk's fault, really-he'd gotten them lost in the corn maze, after all. And then it had grown dark and they'd gotten out just from climbing the haystacks and sprinting down row after row, fueled by the corn dogs they'd eaten earlier and adrenaline. And then the fair was closing, but Lance really had to pee, so Hunk waited in the car while Lance waited in the Porta Potty line.

Lance had been grateful, at first, that the line had consisted of him and two others, but now he was fucking stuck in the Porta Potty, and no one was outside, and Hunk wasn't answering his phone."
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AKA the "I got stuck in a Porta Potty and was rescued by a hot stranger" AU no one asked for
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Forevermore // Klance

23 parts Complete

for·ev·er·more adverb for eternity; for always; forever "Keith?" Lance watched the tall figure turn, a slight smile on his face as he finished tying up his long hair. "Hey Lance. It's been a while hasn't it." Lance didn't reply, just ran up and hugged him. Keith grunted a little as Lance slammed into him. "Oh, okay. Hi." Lance laughed as he felt Keith wrap his arms around his back. "Sorry but it really has been a long time." - "Are you even happy here Lance? It smells like cow shit." Lance scoffs. "You'll offend Kaltenecker." He said, gesturing out the window. "Holy shit. I forgot you still had her." "Of course. She's been very helpful." Lance said with a smile, focusing back on the dishes in the sink. "And to answer your question... I am happy Keith. Maybe a little bored at times, but happy." "Why don't you rejoin the Garisson? Shiro has." Lance smiled a little, remembering how adamant Shiro had been about not rejoining after he was married. It only took two years for Shiro to forget about all that. Lance smiled at Keith. "Maybe I will. Veronica has been bugging me about it." Keith smiled. - The war may be over but two paladins still have some unfinished business. S8 Continuation Fic Klance Fanfic Voltron Fanfic Highest Rankings Given: #27 Kogane #306 in Lance McClain #310 in Keith Kogane

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