The Hip-Hobbit:A Surprising side quest
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Complete, First published Jun 27, 2017
The story continues with book five of this series. Yolo and Hobo have set out on their cruise and while on the cruise Hobo recalls the adventure he went on with 13 dwarves and Dumbledalf. The Journey is utterly insane as they embark on their quest of riches and revenge. With threats like Stooge Trolls, Giant basketball players, A Dorc with a robotic hand and a Moblin King with a Phallic shaped chin. The story is a great start to what is a continuation of one epic series. Enjoy
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