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The Dao of Magic

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Parts 120
Time 24h 36m

bunny comedy cultivation fantasy magic martial-arts master-disciple some-swearing xianxia

Here I am, sitting on a mountain so far away from civilisation it might as well be the godforsaken arse of the world, about to ascend. Can't wait to leave this crapfest of a planet... Turns out that the higher ups decided that an unaffiliated rogue like me is too big of a risk to let run around free.

Seems like this entire cultivation world is a late stage capitalist money making machine for the powers that be in the higher realms, and me stealing the good loot in front of their descendants and sect disciples noses finally pissed them off enough to take action.

First, they sent all the sect masters and hidden dao protectors to off me - which failed, obviously. Heh, afterwards they bitch slapped me out of their universe though.

That is interesting and all, but I just woke up in a valley watching some critters murder each other while trying not to freak out about how bad it smells here.

Soo... where the fuck am I?

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BLACK NIGHT RUN by RIICKELODEON

My name is Tyrune Ebonick Ixius Stryx, and I am the last of the Quartari Sorcerai, an all powerful race that has all but been wiped out. I am currently a fugitive on the run, desperately trying to protect my life and the lives of an entire planet that is slowly and inevitably marching towards its own destruction. A formidable cabal of swordsmen known as the Secret Swords has rallied against me, seeking to capitalise on my demise. They best get in line, for the Rubikron are determined to imprison me again, and I will be damned if that happens. In an age now past, the planet was hovering on the brink of annihilation by a being of boundless evil known to its disciples as The World Eater, Kravos. Its resurrection eradicated the sun, a confinement by deities no more. That all changed when a band of crusaders came together to defeat Kravos and bring back the sun. These brave warriors were later remembered as The Black Night Runners-but that was a millennium ago. If only it stayed that way. [2022 UPDATE: BNR REBOOT NOW IN QUEUE!]

The Edge of Tomorrow by Aia_Je

Born into a prestigious family, Elijah had to shoulder a lot of things- pride, family name, being the best of the best... These things were not what he wanted. As his family pushed him to the top, he gained everything that everybody ever wanted, power, fame, and wealth. People were jealous, resentful, bitter of his achievements, they all wanted to be just like him. Beneath these cloaks was a man who longed for love, affection, happiness... But never has he gotten even a single drop of it. Trying to cast aside his past, he reincarnated after he died in a cold-blooded war. Still wanting love, affection, and happiness, he now seeks to get it all. In a world filled with magic, monsters, and swords he wants a chance to meet his desires in his second life. Now born as Alexander Hollows, he will create a path full of life... But never has he thought that so many challenges will face him from now on. With the help of the ones he trusts the most, they will discover what actually hides beneath the peace and prosperity of the new world, they will find the shadow that lurks beneath them. As the people around him discover and accept the truth of their own world will they also accept Alex's mysterious past? I'm only a beginner at writing and english is not my first language so please be considerate of my spelling and grammar errors. I have many ideas flowing in my head so please be patient while the plot slowly builds itself. I will give you more info on this novel later. Disclaimer: I do not own the cover! All credits to the creator of the cover! Any Pictures I put in the chapters do not belong to me!

Sophia Demiurge by Bald-San

A Filipino man died of an illness during the latest pandemic and found himself transmigrated into a world of magic, in which he received a dinging sound in his ear. [You have transmigrated in the body of: Nameless: abandoned newborn human Abandoned what? [God of Undead: ??? Have bestowed you his blessing by giving you the name [ Sophia Demiurge] ] I'm a girl? [You are now an official mortal child of a god.] [Multiple Blessings have been bestowed upon you] [Unique Skill: Guide Acquired Unique Skill: Necromancy Acquired Unique Skill: Hastened Human Evolution Acquired] . . . Hey, how about someone explains the situation to me? (The MC will be OP) (Not an Overlord fanfiction)

Eternal Saṃsāra: The Wanderer of Worlds, Book 2 by Master4thWall

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Stealing The Yuri Protagonist Harem (Xianxia) by Vanto_Kafka

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~The String of Fate~ discontinued... Well, continued on another account 😁😁 by Bakesale1234

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[风情 | FengQing]: You Are Giving Me Christmas In Mid-Summer [TGCF ABO Universe] by __omoiyari__

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BLACK NIGHT RUN

My name is Tyrune Ebonick Ixius Stryx, and I am the last of the Quartari Sorcerai, an all powerful race that has all but been wiped out. I am currently a fugitive on the run, desperately trying to protect my life and the lives of an entire planet that is slowly and inevitably marching towards its own destruction. A formidable cabal of swordsmen known as the Secret Swords has rallied against me, seeking to capitalise on my demise. They best get in line, for the Rubikron are determined to imprison me again, and I will be damned if that happens. In an age now past, the planet was hovering on the brink of annihilation by a being of boundless evil known to its disciples as The World Eater, Kravos. Its resurrection eradicated the sun, a confinement by deities no more. That all changed when a band of crusaders came together to defeat Kravos and bring back the sun. These brave warriors were later remembered as The Black Night Runners-but that was a millennium ago. If only it stayed that way. [2022 UPDATE: BNR REBOOT NOW IN QUEUE!]