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MURMUR || F, Langdon
A heart murmur is the secret sound beneath the steady rhythm - the quiet confession the heart makes when it can no longer beat in silence. Not loud enough to alarm, but impossible to ignore once heard.![[𝐉𝐎𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐄] Wednesday](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/404922106-256-k347852.jpg)
[𝐉𝐎𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐄] Wednesday
[Male! Wednesday Addams x Reader] ❝𝑾𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒈 𝑶𝒖𝒓 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒆𝒈𝒖𝒏 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝒘𝒆'𝒓𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒑𝒆 𝒇 𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒆'𝒗𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒔𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝑭𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑾𝒆'𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒙𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝑻𝒐𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝑰𝒏 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉...❞ -❝𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝒎𝒆? 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝗺𝗲?❞ ••• -❝𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆... 𝒖𝒏𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒅𝒍𝒚 𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈❞ season 1: in progress season 2: ×
𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 - 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇 & 𝐀𝐍𝐓
𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ female oc x heartbreak high characters sofia charlotte meadows never had any friends. not really. and this year, things were going to be different. she is just trying to survive hartley high with her dignity intact and her heart only mildly bruised. between chaotic friendships, unspoken crushes, and relationships that blur the line between thrilling and terrifying, sofia finds herself pulled into situations she never planned for. boys who promise the world. friends who fuck up but still feel like home. rumours that explode. parties that go too far. as she moves through first love, messy sex, loyalty tests, and public humiliation, sofia starts to realise that not everything intense is romantic, and not everything familiar is safe. sharp, chaotic, tender, and painfully honest, this is a story about sex, identity, friendship, and learning. (this is a slowburn between oc & ant!) ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐬 & 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐬𝐞𝐱, 𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐞, 𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞Kumpleto
BENEATH THE CROSS ✮ Rafe Cameron
- When the Pogues suggests using Briar to get information out of Rafe, it sounds simple enough. Pretend to care, get close, find out what he knows. Easy. Except Rafe isn't what the Pogues described as a crazy killer. Beneath the anger and the psychotic mess, there's something human there, something soft. Something broken that she can't help but want to mend. - After two years away, Brielle Logan Langley thought she'd left her non-biological family in Outer Banks behind. But when she moves back, nothing is the same. Rafe Cameron is a murderer, John B gets thrown into jail, and now they're on a new quest to find the cross of Santo Domingo. Through the journey Briar's caught between loyalty and the one person she swore she'd never fall for again. But she can't help the undeniable pull between them. She doesn't want to admit it, but her heart aches for Rafe Cameron. Set in Outer Banks, following the plot from s2-s3 tropes: - forced proximity - betrayal - angry love confession - one bed - mean to everyone but her - lovers, to enimies, to lovers - cleaning wounds !Read intro for disclaimers!
How Much Longer? - The Pitt
When Dakota Jean moves back to her hometown in Pittsburgh, she soon finds herself in the chaos of The Pitt. OC X MICHAEL ROBINAVITCH Book OneKumpleto
Ameliorate ✦ One Piece
Akira had learned long ago that dreams were a pointless thing and wishful thinking a lost cause. The goal of her life had been determined for her by others. To serve and to obey. Long ago she'd given up on the idea of freedom, of ever having the power over herself to be and do whatever she wanted. But then, by some miracle, a chance appeared to her. A surprise heist proved just the distraction she needed. All she intended to do was escape. Not get roped in on a dangerous quest that could become the adventure of a lifetime. But perhaps that was what she needed. Maybe on a ship with a ragtag group of dreamers was exactly where she was meant to end up. Because what else are you to do when your own dream becomes to actually find one? ----- [One Piece (Netflix) - Season 1+] [S2 started: 13/03/26] [S1 finished: 02/11/23]
Demonic Devotion | Yandere!KNY x Reader
Inexplicably, you awaken in the world of Demon Slayer and find yourself faced with several problems. One, you have limited knowledge of the anime, because you never watched it. Two, you're a demon. And lastly... everyone seems to be dangerously obsessed with you.
Heart of the Sea (One Piece LA)
Luffy is going to be king of the pirates 🏴☠️ Marina is going to make sure his dream comes true. One piece live action x fem OC
Stuck in a Mafia Romance
Vivien never thought her favorite mafia novel would become her prison-until she woke up inside it, trapped as the villainess fiancée who was supposed to die. She wasn't the heroine. She was the cruel woman who tormented Alina, the girl sold to Dante Moretti. A woman hated by everyone... and killed by the man she was promised to. But Vivien remembers every page. Every betrayal. Every heartbeat before her death. Determined to rewrite her fate, she avoids Dante and Alina, hoping to stay invisible. Only Dante doesn't look away. His icy gaze follows her like a predator's hunt. The cold, ruthless mafia king becomes dangerously obsessed-with Vivien She was never meant to be loved. Now she's his only desire. And in his world, obsession never lets go. At this point she wasn't running from the plot But his obsession.. ⚠️I claim this book is mine. If u didn't liked the storyline then please don't read. Don't be rude. Thank you⚠️
QUAD SECRETS, Ilia Malinin
"Victoria Rowe is a human metronome. Reliable. Consistent. And utterly forgettable." To the skating world, eighteen-year-old Victoria Rowe is the girl who never falls-and the girl who never wins. After a devastating twelfth-place finish at the 2025 World Championships, the critics are louder than ever: Victoria is "safe." She's a "double-jump specialist." She's a relic of an era where playing it cool was enough. But Victoria has a secret. In the quiet, midnight hours of frozen rinks, she isn't the ballerina Arthur, her controlling coach, wants her to be. She is a powerhouse landing quads that aren't supposed to be possible. Fed up with the labels and the limitations, Victoria makes a choice that shocks the skating world: she leaves the only coach she's ever known for the high-velocity camp of Tatiana Malinina. Training alongside the "Quad God" himself, Ilia Malinin, Victoria must do more than just find her technical edge-she has to find her voice. From the Grand Prix circuit to the bright lights of the 2026 Olympics, Victoria is no longer playing for a clean sheet. She's playing for a revolution. Because the only thing more dangerous than a girl who can jump is a girl who has nothing left to lose. number 1 in #figureskating on 02/09/26 number 1 in #skating on 02/10/26 number 1 in #ilia on 02/10/26 number 1 in #milan on 02/10/26 number 1 in #teamusa on 02/20/26 number 1 in #winterolympics on 02/22/26 *Please keep in mind that I myself am not a figure skater! I also do not know how the media works for Team USA, I only know how scoring and competition work because that is all I've ever watched!
A heart murmur is the secret sound beneath the steady rhythm - the quiet confession the heart makes when it can no longer beat in silence. Not loud enough to alarm, but impossible to ignore once heard.
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