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Last published Thu, Jun 29, 2017
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
I DO NOT OWN THE CONTENT IN THIS. THIS IS A JOKE
DO NOT THINK OF THIS AS ME STEALING CREDIT FOR SOMEBODY ELSES HARD WORK. I REALIZE THIS IS NOT MY CONTENT AND THIS ALL A JOKE TO DO WITH SOMETHING POPULAR AS A MEME AT THIS POINT OF TIME.
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