Celebrity Burn Book
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Last published Sat, Jun 22, 2019
A slay a day keeps the hoes away.
If you're going to get triggered by my roasts then leave. There's literally a thousand other books for you to read.
Or just leave a salty comment. I really don't care.
I'm back in the business of roasting people that are 10x more successful than me
Lowercase intended
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