Life Shit

Life Shit

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Ongoing9m

Last published Tue, Jul 4, 2017

Hello! I'm a girl in the world and I'm sharing my shit with you. This "book" includes random thoughts, crappy puns, and much more. Take a peak to get to know the real me.

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Read the info chapter at the start to understand. Just some of my random thoughts mangled together to create something. So not really a proper book. More like a oneshot book if anything.
"My Little Monster~"|| Selever X Reader [DISCONTINUED]
Hello! This is my first book so there will probably be some Errors but i'll try my best to fix it. Also English is not my native language so pardon my bad grammar😅😅😅 . Anyway here are some keywords: (Y/N) = Your Name (L/N) = Last Name (H/C) = Hair Colour (H/L) = Hair Length (F/C) = Favourite Colour (S/F/C) = Second Favourite Colour (F/F) = Favorite Food (F/D) = Favourite Drink (F/S) =Favourite Sweet (B/N) = Brother's Name (M/N) = Mother's Name (F/N) = Father's Name __________________________________________________________________________________ You're on college btw and (Y/N) is female. here's a peek at my book. _________________________________________It was a sunday morning and you were making lunch for you and you're roommates. Suddenly you got a call from the headmaster saying that you and your roommates would be having a new roommate and that they would be arriving after lunch. ~Time Skip~ You were playing video games on the couch when you heard a knock on the door. You were confused on why there were knocking on the door because it was Sunday and most of the students were out doing god knows what. Then you suddenly remembered that the headmaster told you that you were having a new roommate today. You opened the door and you see a cute half human half demon boy. "Oh! You must be our new roommate. Nice to meet you, My name's (Y/N) (L/N)." You introduced yourself. "Sup cutie. The names Selever nice to meet you." ............... That's all folks! If you want more of this story, I suggest you read this book. Edit: Just a fair warning. Some chapters may have been jumbled Because of an error so please check the chapters before you read them please.
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WHAT
BOOK ONE. So, I see that you have stumbled across this book, hmm. Well it's your lucky day. *Wink wink* This is a book that contains random weirdness, and you can read at your own risk. (Caution: All these things actually happened to me and my friends. We are weird. We've embraced it, it's time you do too. ) : )
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𝐀 𝐁𝐨𝐲 𝐈𝐧 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐃𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐌𝐞𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐬 || ℳ. ℛ𝑒𝑜
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