EGGS
- Reads 2,433
- Votes 50
- Parts 12
My friends are insane
(In case you can't tell, this is a joke. I don't have some weird egg fetish or anything)
All Rights Reserved
#492
corn
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
F*** Cancer, This One Did Us All In.
There's not a lot that can freak me out in this world. Only large animals with sharp claws, too many people touching me, bullies, hives, horror movies, sitting underneath fans or lights or anything that dangles from a ceiling, glass or wooden bridges, my mother, mosquitoes, public situations, taking a shower with nobody in the house, taking a shower with too many people in the house and crocks. Oh, and zombies. Zombies is definitely on that list. It's almost a shame too, that I have to race through a city packed full of them to find my missing family. Packed full of zombies, by the way, not crocks. (Although I don't know which situation is worse.) Now I have to not only keep my feeble body alive, but also protect (or be protected by) my two best friends in the entire world as we all try to survive in a city packed with the Dead.Complete
joker imagines
IM GONNA REGRET THIS jfc i can't believe i wrote this god i feel filthy EXPLICIT MATURE CONTENT READ AT YOUR OWN RISKComplete
the ladder
literally don't read this i'm publishing it for my friends bc it's a joke between us from 2014-2015Complete
Lovers
My friend from new zealand wrote this about the group of people that annoy her and wanted it uploaded on Wattpad but was too scared to do it, so I was forced to do so myself.Complete
Darkest Desires ( original )
they say cheating is disgusting, sick, pathetic, a mental illness, a sin, betrayal, dishonesty, disrespect, but sometimes, it's the best decision you will ever make.Complete
𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐀 𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍
" 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤" 𝐁𝐲 𝐊𝟒𝐒𝐇𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐘Complete
ℓσиg ѕтσяу ѕнσят, ι ωαѕ тαggє∂ тωι¢є ву му вєℓσνє∂ fяιєи∂ѕ, ѕσσσσσ...... gυєѕѕ ι'м ρσѕтιиg тнιѕ вσσк иσω ☺✨💖
More detailsContent Guidelines