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Fricking Handsomely Divine Carefully Roasted Blackforest Ham Sandwich

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The search is on. Timmy will search the entire universe for this sandwich. But so will others. There is suspense, romance and banana peels.
    "This story will utterly bamboozle you!"- me
 Probably one of the most fricking random and stupid stories you'll ever have the pleasure of reading.All Rights Reserved

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