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The Book of Medieval Insults
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ChineseUnicornPotato
Ongoing, First published Jun 30, 2017
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Tis a vulgar guide to dueling with the tounge in outdated eloquence.From vague,wise one liners that confound thy opponents to the classic fiery roasts of the century,the author shall take it upoun herself to teach thee how to insult with class.
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