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FUCK YOU STRIDER [Davekat]
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Last published Sun, Oct 29, 2017
karkat vantas is an ass yes but DAVE FUCKING STRIDER is an even bigger bulge sucker then most will the ass fall for the bulge licker or will he just fucking kill him? Also this is AU where the game never happened but there are trolls
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